Another lesson in life

Do you know that eagles mate for life??? Once they've found their respective partners, they stay together till the end of their feathery lives.

So here's the story of one American bald eagle. Let's just call him Bob.

So Bob had a wifey, Sally. And one fine summer's morning, Bob woke up, stretched his majestic wings and couldn't find Sally anywhere. He waited and waited till he finally couldn't take it anymore. So he soared up to the skies and began searching for the love of his life.

But alas ... tragedy struck. Bob found her lying on the ground ... lifeless. She had been shot. So Bob sadly mourned ... for a good 3 minutes before deciding that since there's so much ahead of him, he's gotta snag himself a new mate. So back to the skies, he went looking.

Now it so happened that there were no other lady eagles in that area so Bob decided to settle for whatever he can get his claws on. He soon found a pretty li'll white dove. Brought her back to his nest but before he could 'do' her ... the dove said

'I'm a dove and I'm only here to love'
'I'm a dove and I'm only here to love'
'I'm a dove and I'm only here to love'

The dove kept repeating that and she just wouldn't stop even after Bob pleaded with her to do so. It drove his big white head crazy and then kicked her out of his nest. Good riddance he thought. Psycho bi*ch!!!

So later that day ... out he went again to try to find himself another partner and this time around, he found a lonely loon. The moment both Bob and the loon were back at his nest, the loon screamed ...

'I'm a loon and I'm only here to spoon'
'I'm a loon and I'm only here to spoon'
'I'm a loon and I'm only here to spoon'

Just like the dove before, the loon wouldn't stop. Just my luck Bob thought to himself and chased the loon out.

Bob was hoping third time's the charm and went out again. This time, he found himself a gorgeous DUCK!!!

Hahaha ... you thinking what I'm thinking. What do you think the duck will say ... over and over again ...

Bob thought the same as you and smiled to himself gleefully as he brought the duck home. Before the duck could say anything, he forced himself on her and they did it all night long.

Next morning, Bob woke up with a satisfied smile on his beak. He found the duck, sitting at the corner of his nest, so he asked, 'Honey, you feeling ok?'

The duck turned to him and said 'Honey my ass!!!' And then added ...

'I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake'
'I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake'
'I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake'

P.S. A drake is a male duck ... just in case you didn't know. And for all those of you who initially thought what the duck would say, go now for confession to cleanse your dirty li'll minds. :p