Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I AM AN ENGINEER!!!

UPDATE!!! Aiyo you people ar ... the comments you left got me into a whole load of trouble le. Wanna sabo me izzit???!!! :P So I Adrian Lim hereby declare that I'm NOT looking for another gf ya. Me is happy and very the contended where I am right now. :PPP This entry serve only to highlight the attributes of the many single and available but shy engineers all over the world out there. My engineer comrades ... you guys can thank me later.

Am sure most of you have read this somewhere before ... but nevertheless, here's a gentle reminder ...

An Engineer For a Boyfriend

Advantage 1: Secured lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to
understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate?
Go get yourself an engineer as your boyfriend!!! Hehehe.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

leng chai!! why suddenly you come out with topic like this? since you got GF cannot be you need to self promote or..., or..., or..., OMG, you pissed off your GF is it? :P

Adrian said...

No le ... not promoting myself ... just want to increase my personal 'saham' only. Hahaha. Also I have quite a number of engineer colleagues who're eligible ma. :p

Anonymous said...

OMG! so the vains!!! LOL

ahhou said...

Bro, I agree to your statements but not entirely.

Being an engineer myself, we tend to be overly analytical, excessive indulgence in work, too logical (and thats what engineers are trained for) that caused others to think that engineers can be less-romantic at times, given the possible (not all having the same lifestyle though) better prospect as compared to other jobs.

Materials aside, I would say that it is the HEART that matters the most in a relationship.

Anonymous said...

hey...u didn't mentioned the pros and CONS after passing the age of thirty...then you will have to rewrite the whole story again.

Tweets said...

Hahaha, funny.

Adrian said...

OIII!!! SAM & Ah HOU ... aren't you guys engineers too???!!! Apa ni??? *Adrian shakes head dissapointingly*

Haha ... anyways ... this entry got me into 'trouble' with SY ... my telinga kena pulas kau kau. Kekeke.

Anonymous said...

I like what Sam said - hahahaha!!!

Hey Adrian! Wah!!! Honestly, u trying to find more gfs or what??!! Hehehe... It was a fun read nevertheless.
U missed out IT guys tho...

Anonymous said...

Speaking from an IT guy perspective.

:p

Ahem, IT guys provide stronger earning power :p

IT guys can make fancy videos for anniversaries..

IT guys can bring home fancy new gadgets for gf/wife more times than non-IT guys can even dream about..

Also, IT guys can keep in touch with gf via MSN/YM 24 hours a day...

Adrian said...

Ermmm ... aren't IT guys called IT ENGINEERS????!!!! Engineers means engineers la.

Oh ya ka ... IT 'guys' earn more??? Hmmm ... maybe might consider changing field. No choice ... blaaaardy RM2.70/litre.

And as long as got money, just pay others to do all the videos and buy the canggih gadgets lo. It's all bout the money bebeh.

So SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!