1. You can't button the collar button on your shirt when you previously could.
2. The belt buckle you're wearing suddenly snapped open when you breathe out.
3. Your gf tells you she has never seen you this fat before ... and she reminds you again and again and again ...
4. You look at yourself in the mirror and two words immediately come to mind ... MUFFIN TOP!!!. Damn you Ping. :P
5. You look at yourself in the mirror and the second thing that comes to mind is the uncanny resemblence your body shape is compared to your overweight father.
6. Your gf tells you she has never seen you this fat before ... and she reminds you again and again and again ... oh wait, I mentioned this already.
7. You try to justify that you're in shape simply because ROUND IS A SHAPE.
8. Breathing in and out results in your belly performing the Mexican wave. *APPLAUSE*
9. Sitting down, watching the tele, you can rest your coffee mug comfortably on your belly. *Kinda cool though*
10. Standing up, your buldging belly obstructs your view of your privates ... *GOSH*
I check on no.1 to no.7. Here's praying I'll never reach no.8 to no.10 ... sighhh ... :(
6 comments:
i like no 3.:)
I hate all of em' :p
Gaining weight while working means you are happy with your job. Getting enough good food :)
No le ... not happy ... that's why eating excessively to supress the depression. Wuhuhu :'(
Aiseh!!! SAy me pula!!! The name muffin top was not created by me maaa ..Dont worry laa Still got time before the big day.. :D
Not everyone can gain weight easily k?? U should be grateful too.. :D
physical beauty is impermanent. stay vibrant and keep a healthy personality regardless of round, square, hexagon or whatever.
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